为了巩固两人的婚姻，泰迪（塞思·麦克法兰 Seth MacFarlane 配音）和泰米琳（杰西卡·巴斯 Jessica Barth 饰）产生了要一个孩子的念头，在尝试了各种方法无果后，两人决定领养。然而，此时泰迪却发现政府并没有将他当做一个真正的“人”，而仅仅只是一份“财产”，因此，他不仅无法领养孩子，还丧失了身为一个“人”的所有公民权利——信用卡报废，工作泡汤，就连他和泰米琳的婚姻也成了一纸空文...

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Stewie and Brian form a children's band that threatens to fall apart when Olivia gets involved, while Chris gets a job managing Quagmire's sex life....

Questions are answered and truths are revealed....

The truths and half-truths about Dr. Venture's former arch nemeses are finally revealed....

Life goes on after the tragic deaths of Hank and Dean. Meanwhile, the Monarch deals with life inside but you can't keep a good criminal mastermind down. But will King Gorilla prove to be his greatest ...

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一个经常胃痛的男人发现自己的肠道内寄生着一位恶魔......

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